Friday, November 23, 2007

R.I.P. and/or P-A-R-T-Y!!

Last week, my husband received a phone call from his brother in the UK. There has been a death in the family. Now, in case you’re not aware, Ghanaians have an exceptionally strong sense of family, and it extends well beyond what Americans might consider “immediate family.” Great aunts, uncles, second cousins twice removed, great grandmother’s half-sister… it can get quite complicated. How it relates to us, is that it is Sly’s brother’s ex-wife’s father who has passed away. Still with me?


Local custom demands that the family elders be personally advised of a death of an age-mate. A visit to my elderly mother-in-law, who is the ex-in-law to the deceased, was planned for mid-week, and because "J," my brother-in-law, lives outside of Ghana, it fell to Sly to “represent” him at the announcement. In keeping with the custom, the family of the deceased brought with them a gift of gin or schnapps.


Reciprocating, Sly and his sisters must now go visit the family of the deceased and personally offer their sympathies to the children or widow. They will go bearing gifts of "better" gin or schnapps, and a token cash offering. The funeral details are confirmed.


In this particular case, it is December 15th. “Whoa,” I'm sure you're saying to yourself, “that’s more than three weeks away!” Yes, it is. And you know what, by Ghanaian standards, that funeral is really all too soon. One of the logical and rational reasons that funerals are held weeks or even months after the death is because so many Ghanaian families are scattered far and wide across the globe, and even those who live a continent or two away will try their best to return home for the funeral. Another "reason" for the delay has to do with misplaced perception: The longer the body is in the morgue, the more money it will cost, the more cash spent on the funeral, the higher the reputation of the deceased and the family.


Now, I have been very fortunate in that, in my whole lifetime, I’ve only been to a handful of funerals. Funerals are not fun. They are often quiet, somber, retrospective affairs held in a funeral home, with (what we deem) appropriate dress, music, flowers, propriety. Usually within a week’s time, the dead is buried or cremated, and those left behind try to get on with their lives. Funerals in Ghana are nothing at all like anything else I’ve ever experienced, and I was not remotely prepared for the Ghanaian funeral experience.


While the body is held in a local mortuary, the family of the deceased feverishly attempts to make all the arrangements. The family takes care of almost everything. With a single exception (that I am aware of), there are no American or European-styled “funeral parlors” in Ghana. While the body is embalmed at the mortuary, the final washing and dressing of the deceased is done by the family. The coffin is purchased by the family. The cemetery plot is bought by the family. Flowers or wreathes are purchased by the family. Newspaper obituaries are written, ordered, printed and placed in the local newspapers by the family. Obituary posters are tacked up along the funeral route. Arrangements for all of the various church services are arranged by the family. The renting of a hearse (really, a modified ambulance, complete with sirens) to ferry the dead among venues is done by the family. The renting of a hall or club and requisite tents, chairs and tables for the before, during and after-funeral gatherings are arranged by the family. The DJ with his musical accoutrements is arranged by the family. The food, beer and sodas are made or bought by the family. The purchase of the funeral “souvenir” gift is arranged by the family. And the list of things that the bereaved family must do goes on and on.


Last year, Sylvester and I were invited to a funeral by his boss, whose father had passed away. Now, “Ferd” is a big shot in the community; he is a Ghanaian “mover and shaker” with few equals. We traveled for about two hours to get to the village, and followed the crowd to a hotel at the base of the Kwahu mountain range. When we got there, we found a huge open lot had been cleared, with dozens of canopies set up to shield the people from the blazing sun, under the canopies several hundred plastic chairs were set up in a U-shape. There was even (shock of shocks!) about a dozen port-o-potties scattered about the grounds. Hired help passed out bottled water, soft drinks, beer and hot food.


When we arrived, we saw that nearly every seat was taken, though oddly, the front row of chairs in each section was entirely empty. We assumed it was intended for the family. As we approached, other guests gestured to us that it was alright for us to sit in the front row seats, so we did. Big mistake.


It is customary in Ghana, upon entering a room (or in this case, an empty field), that each newcomer greets the persons already there with a handshake and a hello. This is done from left to right. And Sly and I were seated in the first row of chairs on the left. No wonder they were all empty! We must have shaken three or four hundred hands altogether. Bus loads of men and women came (seriously... bus loads), all of them wearing red and black kaba and slit outfits (women) or draped cloth (men), and they approached us in what was a modified conga line, waving little white handkerchiefs and moving to the beat of the blaring highlife music. After the first hundred or so "greeted" us, we realized that our helpful "friends" behind us were kind of chortling to themselves (at our expense, naturally), but we were too embarrassed to just get up and look for other seats. Darn it, we needed someone to save us! "Ring, ring, ring,"chimes Sly's phone. It's "Ferd," and he's spotted us from across the field (I do kind of stand out, even in this huge crowd), and wonders basically what the heck we are doing waaaay over there, in the cheap seats. Duh. We're building up our biceps, what does he think?


Our hero, I mean, Ferd, invited us up to his family house, where there is an “exclusive” gathering. What that means is, we get to sit in an air conditioned living room, have someone bring us drinks in glasses, eat hot food served in ceramic bowls. We were hobnobbing with the rich and famous in Ghanaian political society, Ministers, advisors, you name him or her, they were there. Funerals are the place to go if you want to see and be seen. And if you're a Ghanaian, you can't not go to a funeral. Short of your own death, there is really no good excuse for missing one.


One of the elite who undoubtedly witnessed (not without some bemusement, I should think) our discomfort caught my attention, and asked me, pointblank, "How's your arm?" I laughed and responded that it ached a bit, and she chuckled and told me, "that that (nodding towards my sore arm) was the reason why the entire front row was always vacant." "Ghanaians know better," she said. I think, in retrospect, that there should be a warning sign, maybe something like this:


Front Row Seating


There are certain responsibilities attached to sitting in the front row of a Ghanaian funeral celebration. In the event of a funeral, you are responsible for greeting and shaking the hand of each and every newcomer and sympathizer. Ensure that you listen carefully to the greeter, they may say more than just hello; respond in the appropriate language. Grasp the greeter's hand gently and pump up and down only once, release. Move on to the next person. Tips: You may keep your hand outstretched between fast moving mourners. Keep a handkerchief handy to wipe off sweat. This is an important job. If you don't think you can do it, move.


Earlier this year, an elderly neighbor passed away. As I recall, immediately after the man’s death, his widow arranged for her house to be repainted, and the pavement between our properties to be paved. Naturally, my husband (SUCKER!) “contributed” to the paving... which is a nice way of saying he pretty much paid for the whole thing.


The day of the funeral, a canopy was set up right outside our wall, and fifty plastic chairs were brought in. The DJ had his stereo speakers anchored to each post of the canopy, and the highlife music started playing at around 6:00 am. There was cold beer, food and music… very, very loud music. This went on for 4 endless days: Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday. We had very little respite from the activity, noise and party atmosphere, except for the incidents of “lights off” which, for a change, was a blessing.

Now, attendees to a Ghanaian funeral are customarily expected to “donate” a little something to the family. In most instances, the contribution doesn’t come close to covering the cost of the beers and chicken that they consumed while offering their condolences. At the conclusion of the funeral, the family sits together and tallies up their earnings, I mean, the “contributions.” Sly overheard the family meeting after the neighbor's funeral, and told me that the voices were raised in anger and anguish, because they didn't "make" as much money as they had hoped, and not enough to pay for all of the costs.


The truth is, most Ghanaian families will go into debt to finance the funeral. I’ve read several newspaper articles and columns in the local Ghanaian papers decrying this sad phenomenon. Even the exceptionally staid UK-based Economist reported on this alarming trend:


http://www.economist.com/world/africa/displaystory.cfm?story_id=9234475


It was even addressed on the floor of Parliament, by the NDC Minority Leader, Alban Bagbin was reported to have said, "we are investing in the dead rather than the living through expensive funerals and that is bad." To read the full article, follow this link:


http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/features/artikel.php?ID=117472


I am trying to think of a way to say this delicately, but I can’t, so I’ll just come out and say it: Funerals are more than a fact of life; they are a form of entertainment. You get to dress up in your funereal best, greet friends and family (some of whom you may not have seen in ages), network with potential business associates and politicians, hear the “Good Word” preached, listen to great music, drink a cold beer, eat some chicken and fried rice, and maybe even get a parting gift, like a coffee mug or handkerchief with an effigy of the deceased on it. Not bad for a small donation.

6 comments:

  1. Oh my. We are bad friends, indeed. We have tactfully avoided local funerals for the last three years. Sometimes our cultural disconnect cannot be overcome. ;-)

    We do enjoy the New Orleans style 'parades' we see on the way to the Military cemetery (usually encountered when we go to Kingdom for office supplies), and now totally understand where the African Americans got their "Dixie Funeral" traditions.

    In our defense, we always contribute to the families of our Ghanaian friends when they suffer a loss- we are just always busy on the day of the funeral.

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  2. hi,

    very interesting, indeed.what's the name of the hotel in kwahu, where the funeral took place?

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  3. Barbara Lynn,

    This blog was sooo very interesting. Has your arm recovered yet ?????????????

    Fran from Freehold

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  4. Funerals are important because 1) its a place to get free food 2) place to meet a potential mate and 3) place to see people you havent seen in a LONG time. of course you also get to mourn the dead and its a money maker cash cow for the families.
    Funerals are a must in Ghana. If you arent going to a funeral like onc a month then you are a traitor and have no friends. I call my family and Im like," hey what you doing this weekend?" Answer" oh just going to a funeral."
    Oh ok, cool.well call me when you get back.ok bye.

    Funerals are a buisiness in Ghana. You do realize that in Ghana they have professional cryers whose job it is to cry at the funeral of the person they dont know-- i think the best ones even come from Kwahu--yeah Kwahu.And sometimes it is so obvious that they are faking that you the spectator, or maybe it was just me, end up laughing because you can tell they are over doing it.
    Have you seen the new website www.funeralsin ghana? there is now a site SOLELY dedicated to the Ghana funeral business- amazing that it has come to that huh?

    The only thing about funerals is that they can get expensive but apart from that, yep, you are right, its a part of life.

    U know what i did once? oh this is bad,, but ok.... i wrapped a white handkerchief around my hand so that people would think my hand was broken and theerefore i didnt have to shake anyones hand.thats bad i know..shh..dont tell anyone.

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  5. Toy Lover, I love your comments! All of them right spot on. ;-)

    My DH told me about the professional criers, and yes you're right about them coming from Kwahu. I spotted one at a friend's father's funeral (try saying that 3 times fast) and asked DH who they were, cause I thought we knew everyone. He said, oh that's hired staff. LOL!

    I just avoid the front row now. I know better.

    Barb

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  6. hey barb,
    i just started reading your blog and I was dying (of laughter of course) reading this particular post.
    Gosh I haven't been to GH in such a long time I am practically reliving it through your blogs. Thanks for sharing by the way.
    LMAO @ "hired staff"...

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